PLEASE HELP WILL GRAHAM. Sherlock, Doctor Who, Lotr, Game of Thrones, the office, modern family, oitnb.. Two door, vampire weekend, the vaccines, arctic monkeys, the strypes and really anything else i find funny
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.
did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me
here’s a better depiction
try this, actually
you think you’re gonna win this
Oh I don’t think. I know
petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha
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